Jan 31, 2011

Don't Make Chuck Norris Angry!


     You may be surprised to know that there are "pot shops" in Los Angeles. As strange as this may sound, it only gets weirder. There is a new brand of Marijuana available (for prescription only) called Chuck Norris' Black and Blue Dream. The weed gets this name for having a kick to it.
     Chuck Norris is widely known for being a conservative Christian. He recently helped Mike Huckabee campaign for president. Chuck's Kick Start program has helped to keep over 60,000 kids off drugs and out of gangs.
     He has yet to come out publicly against using of his name without permission. This is the most scary part of the news story. No one has reportedly heard Norris say anything on the matter. Now, we know he can't be happy since he is a role model for students, but his silence should tell us something. It should also tell the pot shops something. 
     They should be afraid. When someone is high their reaction time slows down and they will need all of the quickness they can muster when Chuck finally comes to town.

A few of my favorite Chuck Norris facts:
1. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

5 comments:

Laura Milner said...

No one steps on Chuck Norris' star on the hollywood walk of fame, unless they want a round house kick to the head.

Inside Nate's Head said...

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Derek said...

He's The Force alright...Delta Force!!!

Inside Nate's Head said...

That reminds me Derek I am borrowing The Delta Force from a friend and need to return it.

longing4heaven said...

Ahahahaha! This is really funny. Unfortunately, I don't know any Chuck Norris facts. :(