Jan 29, 2010
How I would Improve the Twilight Saga!
I suggest that Jacob leaves earlier and Edward stays gone for a while longer. Meanwhile Bella really starts to like Mike. At the conclusion of New Moon she tells Jacob that he is not the guy for her. After this, she starts to tell Mike that it is Edward she loves. Then Mike replies in a high pitched voice, "I have failed my mission". After that, Mike walks about ten steps and is beamed up into a spaceship. Finally Bella exclaims, "Aliens, Werewolves, and Vampires? What am I, a magnet for monsters?" And the movie fades to credits. Now that is a blockbuster. Also I would end the entire series at this point. That way it could pretend that it wasn't trying to be serious with a sparkling, undead, Luke Perry from 90210.